I am a joke. I am funny.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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