- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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