Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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I'm Polish.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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fart+fart=poop

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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