Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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