Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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honest politician

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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