Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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