Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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