I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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David Silberberg is gay

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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A hayride would be fun.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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