Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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VAGINA.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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