Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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your mother

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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