If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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