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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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