What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Fox News.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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