What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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