why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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