What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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c-? men, C-men

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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