So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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How do you end a sentence

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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whos gay? you are

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Refridgerator.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Anti Joke

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