What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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