y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Anti Joke

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