- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

why do asprins work? Because they're white

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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