What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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