So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Justin's humor

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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