Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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