Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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