What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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2 women were sitting quietly

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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bologna

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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