Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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This is my joke. funny

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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