why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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I asked her where you were.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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