Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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belly button

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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