- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

knock knock who's there? faith

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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