A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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