Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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