Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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The Game.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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