why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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