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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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