Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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