A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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