Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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