A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Error 37.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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