Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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