- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Mexicans working in an office

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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