What does two plus two equal? 4

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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