Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Anti Joke

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