What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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hahaha

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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charlie sheen losing

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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