Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Turkey Balls

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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