A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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