tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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sixty....eight.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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The horse's name was Friday

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Microwave

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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