Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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i love to lick...

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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balls in ya mouf

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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