On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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I don't get it

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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