roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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penis

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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