Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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johann grayson being liked

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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