What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Today is March 22.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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