roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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