- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Bags of delicious poop.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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