What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Women.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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