A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Moral

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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