Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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WILLYS

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Anti Joke

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