Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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johann grayson being liked

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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