A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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