A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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