- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Dude man, I'm high...

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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