- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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