Maturity is a virtue.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Pinus Testicles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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