your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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knock, knock. come in.

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I can count to potato.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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sixty....eight.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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