You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What would Muhammed do?

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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