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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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