Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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