One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Gangnam style

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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