Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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