If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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