knock knock your gay

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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jwe

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Girls soccer

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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