Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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