Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

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