What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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arse

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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