Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Woman rights.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Nah

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what happens every day? People die

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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