justin littleton being sucessful

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Knock knock It's open

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Your adopted.....

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Hi.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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