- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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