I like Pi. It can make circles.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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