Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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