what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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i hate black people

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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