Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Miscarriages.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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