Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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