A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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