Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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A black person dies.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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