- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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