thomas!!!!

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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what are three short words? i a am

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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