Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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boobs!

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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