whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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boobs

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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