what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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I read the terms of service.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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