My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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