The child was fired from his job.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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This is an anti- joke

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Ebola

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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I can't think of a joke.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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