- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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