- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Tell you something funny.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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