Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Anti Joke

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