ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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david poredos

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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womens rights

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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all jokes aside...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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