To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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apple pie.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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