Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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