What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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