Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Anti Joke

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