Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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hi

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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The Oakland Raiders

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Penis-Pump

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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