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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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swag

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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