So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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