What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Gay republicans

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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