Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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poop

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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