what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

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