- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

WOw you have no life

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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