Whats 1+1? window!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

thumb_up thumb_down -7

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Colby is gay.... thats it

thumb_up thumb_down -21

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

thumb_up thumb_down -156

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

thumb_up thumb_down -25

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

thumb_up thumb_down -45

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops