Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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