Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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