Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Butt Sex.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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