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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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acuna

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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