Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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smug face >:}

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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SPAMS!!!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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