What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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