Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Women's rights

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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