Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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