Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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what goes boo a sock

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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