there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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