Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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The Qur'an

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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