Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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