How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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