What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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I am on a escalator.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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