A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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YO FACE

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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