Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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diarrhea.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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