hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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