What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Dallas Cowboys

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What is brown and sticky?

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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oh hai

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Potassium? K.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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You smell like shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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