A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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porn-hub

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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