Women's Rights

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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