A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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