Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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If you were a cactus, why?

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Anti Joke

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