- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Two arabs fly into a bar.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]