Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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