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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Your mums a potato

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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