Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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