Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What's up? A direction...

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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