I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Paige

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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