A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Dont look at me.

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