What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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